Thursday, June 19, 2014

Frugal Decorating 101: Dumpster Diving

Trash to treasure, dumpster diving, or digging through the garbage can like a kid looking for their broken crayon that their mom rightfully trashed, can all be valid ways to get materials for decorating.  If there is anything I've learned from my children its that you never take out the garbage without thoroughly digging through every last piece to see if your sneaky mother has decided to toss your latest "treasure".  Treasure of course could be anything from a popped balloon, to a pudding cup that hasn't been extremely scrapped clean (if you are almost two and hard up for chocolate).  I kid...mostly.  This project was literally saved from the garbage can...well at least part of it.



Señor Hotness asked me if I had any extra frames, from my last thrifting trip a few months back,  that I could use to make up a nice sign for a family at church.  That was a big YES.  He wanted me to make a sign that had the The Family: A Proclamation to the World, and of course I couldn't just print off a standard sign.  It had to be pretty.  Like something I would want in my own home.

As a youth, at church, I remember making up pretty framed signs.  One in particular was a beautiful poem overlaid a picture of the Savior.  They used a shear card stock, but I didn't have anything like that.  What I did have was tissue paper and huge book of awesome craft paper.


Lets all please ignore the fact that I worked a portion of this project on my unmade bed.  It happens.  I'm not proud of it.

I took a piece of printer paper, a pack of white tissue paper, and my awesome book of craft paper.  I had the theory that you could print onto tissue paper so long as it was carefully taped to a regular paper.  Then I could move it over to the pretty paper.  Easy peasy right?   Wrong.  I pulled out the tissue paper, cut it to size, and carefully taped it to the printer paper.



I used masking tape instead of scotch tape simply because I knew where the masking tape was.


In the printer ready to give it a go.

This go around almost worked, but half way down the sheet the tissue paper wrinkled and messed up the words.  So then I felt like if it wasn't even remotely wrinkled it would work.  That and it felt like the heat of the printer slightly shrank the paper contributing to the wrinkling problem.  So then things got serious.  I pulled out something that so rarely gets used around here that I had to dust it prior to using it...


That's right, ladies and gents, the ironing board.  This is one item that Señor Hotness wished saw way more use.


If only this picture showed how truly dusty this sucker was you all would be properly horrified, and feeling super sympathetic for Señor Hotness.

So then I decided that if I ironed both the printer paper, and the tissue paper it would do its weird shrinking business prior to getting into the printer and be fine.  Here is where I ran into a problem.  I actually needed the rest of the tissue paper for another project so I didn't want to use it all up trying to get this right.  So I was racking my brain when I looked in my bedside waste paper basket, and what was in there?!?!  Besides trash you ask?  Tissue paper from Señor Hotness's most recent batch of dry cleaning.  I don't know if all dry cleaners do this, but all of his suits come back with the sleeves stuffed full of tissue paper.  So I had a waste paper basket full of exactly what I needed.  Total score right?  So after some minor digging in the trash my project was back on track.


Ready for the iron.

After ironing all of it, trimming it, and then carefully taping it, it was time try the printer again.  This time was SO close.  It wrinkled at the very bottom this time around.  Then I had a light bulb moment.


See that black lid WAY back there in the back.


Bam!  I had spray adhesive.  I have had this spray adhesive for almost two stinking years, and I have used it exactly zero times.

To use this I would need to put it straight on the pretty finish paper.  So this was a sink or swim round.  So I ironed them both again.  Then I carefully sprayed my craft paper, on the patterned side, with spray adhesive.  I may have had a moment of stupidity madness and sprayed this indoors...DO NOT SPRAY THIS INDOORS.  It smells horrible, but it did dissipate fairly quickly.  Then I came back with my sticky hands, and smoothed the tissue paper over the, now sticky, craft paper.  I really rubbed it in, and smoothed it out to make sure that it was completely adhered to the paper below so that it couldn't possibly wrinkle during the printing process.


I folded the corners like I was wrapping a present when I taped in on.



Here it is all ready to go.


Here goes nothing...


SUCCESS!!! 

Now it was time to turn my attention to the frame.  I paid $.50 for the frame from Good Will, and there wasn't anything special about it except it was wood and not plastic, and came with it's very own sheet of glass.


This looked okay, but certainly not great.


I opted to paint it with acrylic glue.


In Ivory White Gloss.


One coat down, but definitely not where I want it.


I only did two coats total.  This didn't cover all the underlying wood, but made for a slightly streaky topcoat.  I left it because after I add the glaze it will be added depth to the overall finished look.


This was after I added the glazing to the top, left and bottom of the frame, and it was looking exactly how I wanted it to.


Doesn't it look awesome?


I always have the hardest time with the corners, but I think it turned out nicely.


Here is one up close.


In the end I was a little sad that this was meant to be a gift for someone else.  Then I realized that that made me sound like an incredibly uncharitable person, and then I remembered that I made this entire thing out of stuff that I literally had lying around or, you know, trash.  So now that I have field tested this I can make another one even more personalized to match the decor in my home.

So there you have it folks.  How I used something out of the trash to help me make something that ended up looking crazy spectacular.  Now go forth and be a trash digger.  You may just find that special something that adds the perfect touch to your next up coming project, or a nasty old sandwich.  Its a gamble, but aren't most things in life worth a little risk?  Also you really can't beat a $.50 price tag for something that ends up looking like this.









Thursday, June 12, 2014

Quilted Dressers: An Adventure in Decoupaging!



Anyone love Ikea?  The swedish meatballs alone warrant a trip, right?  Not to mention the awesome children's play zone so you get to shop in peace.  They also have a funky, fun European vibe to everything...at an affordable price.  There are a few drawbacks to Ikea.  The layout is way weird (to me anyway).  The fact that you have to assemble EVERYTHING they sale.  Perhaps the biggest drawback is that much of their furniture is in fact particle board covered in laminate.  My official policy is not to purchase anything that wasn't made out of solid wood.  However, sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures.  Desperate times, of course, translating to I have FIVE daughters that needed immediate clothes storage.  Desperate measures roughly meaning that I couldn't find what I needed on craigslist.  Which is rare indeed.  So we invested in four white Ikea Malm 4 drawer dressers.  


Again ignore the ghetto floor.  We still haven't put down a finish floor in the formal living room.  Señor Hotness has been beyond crazy busy, and if the project requires me to use more than a power sander unsupervised, it doesn't get done until he is available.

They were cost effective, and available immediately.  Not my ideal choice, as that would be solid wood, but it was the one we went with.  These were also purchases done prior to me starting Backwoods Babies when I thought I needed to buy already done furniture (translation the stuff I looked at was generally a fortune).

Fast Forward a few years, and they have held up relatively well but not awesome like I want them to be.  I have been surfing craigslist for a while looking for something with a bit more character that will still hold enough clothes.  No such luck so far.  These two are the dressers that my 3 youngest use, but most of the dressers/chest of drawers I have been finding have a odd arrangement of drawers that would provide the storage needed for one or two but not all three, for sure.  So while my search continues I decided to snazzy these two up a bit, and make them a little less boring and a little more girly and fun.  My three youngest are very much still a fan of everything glittery and pretty pretty princessy.  So over the top girly was my goal.  These are made of laminate over particle board, and while I know that laminate can be painted I'm way too lazy to deal with having to properly prep the surface to make sure that the paint can't just be scrapped off at a later date with the fingernail of a bored child.  Also there were a few blemishes that I was afraid might give me problems. 


Clearly I have a budding artist whose specialty is carvings that display the stark beauty of a tic tac toe grid.


This unfortunate blemish happened during our last move, and it is pretty badly damaged as the particle material underneath is completely exposed.  Its only saving grace is the fact that it is so small.

After evaluating my options I decided to consider decoupaging craft paper on the surface.  I have successfully decoupaged on plastic buckets, and on other small laminate items but certainly nothing of this scale.  Also I had a super low budget for the project as in less than $15 dollars (for both, not each).  At first I considered using the mega book of craft paper that has been calmly passing time in storage under my bed until it is called on again to make something awesome.  I quickly discarded this idea since it is a big book of funky, cool damask patterns and not at all in the realm of pretty, pretty princess.  Then I remembered the Hobby Lobby gift certificate that has been burning a hole in my pocket for a while now.  The only down side to using my gift certificate was that there were numerous projects that were needing to get a start with that one gift certificate.  I won't go into details since those are projects that I will be featuring at a later date...you know when I have both started and finished them.  So suffice it to say that the magical, wish granting, crafting fairies were with me on my errand, to stretch my money, that day.  As I was able to get ALL that I needed for my upcoming crafting delight.  I love Hobby Lobby.  I was able to get all the things I needed for the future projects because they were on sale 30% off, and then I was able to get super cute (although more expensive) craft paper because there was a phone app coupon for 40% off any regularly priced item.  Bringing that $20 book of paper down to just under $12.  Can't beat that price to completely make over TWO dressers.  It was also exceptionally awesome as it meant zero dollars out of pocket.  As for the decoupage glue that I used...I have never purchased real bona fide decoupage or mod lodge glue.  There I said it.  I have only made my own using the following recipe.  Be careful to follow every step precisely and write it all down for later use.

Sarah's DIY Decoupage Glue Recipe:
-1 part water
-2 parts elmer's white school glue

Doesn't get any better than that.  Honestly I have used watered down wood glue before, but wood glue can alter the color slightly as it doesn't usually dry clear the way regular school glue does.  So the last time I made it was three years ago when I sacrificed a $.30 bottle and a little old mason jar to the cause of cool and fun decoupage projects everywhere (or maybe just my house).  Seriously I have been working off of that same jar for years.

So after I found the perfect paper.


See?  Isn't is so wonderfully girly?  Each pattern had glittery sections on it.

I needed to devise a plan of attack execution how to arrange the paper on these bad boys to make it superbly awesome.  Now something I have been desperately wanting to do is a herringbone pattern, but alas, I am so super lazy/impatient that I don't want to have to fully tape that off then wait for certain areas to dry before repositioning tape and then painting again.  So I thought that this would be the perfect way to pull it off I just had to cut these 60 sheets into even width strips. Which isn't hard if you own one of these.


Behold my paper cutter...isn't it wonderful?

These sheets were all 12 by 12, and I decided that 3" widths would make the decoupaging much less tedious.  Note I didn't say there was NO tediousness...just less of it.  So because my powers of estimating truly stink and math is not my strong suit I cut up the entire book.  Each pattern had three pages, and I got four strips per page...I'll let you do the math there.  Let me just say I went a little over kill with it, but cutting paper is something super easy to do at night when the tv is on and the kids are in bed.  

So then I started with the very tops.  I decided to do a random alternating pattern.  The only thing I tried to do was pay attention that there wasn't too much color in one area, and maybe not placing all the super busy patterns all in the same section.  During the course of this I realized that it looked like a super awesome quilt pattern...and I LOVED it.


Each time before I started gluing, I would lay out a few pieces just to get a feel of how it would look.  Then I started gluing it down using my trusty foam brush (probably my most frequently purchased item as a DIYer, I use a ton).


The finished product looked like this


This was the close up sneak peek that I put on Facebook to wet everyones appetite.


The tops took me a few hours.  The beginning of every project I do starts out slow.  As every project is slightly different, and generally needs to be approached in a slightly different manner.

After the tops were done I decided to only do the very top, and the drawer fronts so that the busyness of the over all look wasn't so overwhelming.



By the end of the first night I had the tops and the top drawer done, on both dressers.




I just pulled out two drawers at a time, and took my project into the family room to do while Señor Hotness worked on his stuff, and we let TV be our back ground noise (holy run-on sentence batman).

The next day I worked like mad all night, or you know, one hour during nap and then again two hours after the kids got into bed. 


And I...




Finished it...well the decoupaging part at least.

So five coats of Minwax Polycrylic in gloss, a move to the little girls bedroom later and...


All the drawers are in, and I love it.  It looks super cute with their flower light (also from Ikea).


Princess Almost Two was helping me get everything just so.


Here is a side view.  I love the colors with the yellow wall paint.  Which is good because I am NOT repainting for a while.


We obviously have three Minnie fans in the room.


Princess Almost Two is super happy about her new fabulous dressers, and over the fact that I didn't bust her when she got into the chocolate this morning.


And now for the REST of the story...............


This may have occurred when someone (who will remain nameless and blameless) decided that she was awesome enough to move these all by herself without the help of Señor Hotness who was at work.  This crack while mild looking is actually kind of bad.  What may or may not have happened is "Nameless" decided that it needed to move back just a smidge, and may or may not have accidentally put her knee completely through this piece.  It can be fixed with a piece of wood on the back side to brace it, and wood glue with clamps to hold it all together until the glue has formed an unbreakable bond (screws or nails may also be called for).  When Señor Hotness gets home "Nameless" will most likely confess to her own stupidity, and humbly ask him to fix it.  

So with a little bit of money and willingness to do tedious work you can make that ordinary piece of furniture that you have kicking around something truly extraordinary.



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http://linda-coastalcharm.blogspot.com
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Wednesday, June 4, 2014

If It Looks Like a Duck, Smells Like a Duck...Sometimes That Means it Could be a Stinking Skunk!

There are a few things that I have always had absolute convictions in.  One, people can have a true love/soul mate, and I found mine. Two, being a mom is fun, but being mom to the female horde is AWESOME.  Three, if your husband has a cleft chin, big ears, and somehow still manages not to look goofy he will help you produce 5 of the prettiest girls EVER.  An added bonus is they will be able to use their hair to cover up their inherited ear size.  Four, if your honey is willing to be a complete dork, just because it makes you smile, and then post evidence of those dorky activities on your social media/blog page, you, my friends, are truly blessed indeed...for example.




See what I mean...he's fantastically awesome!

Fifth, any ad on craigslist that possesses the words "solid wood" and "antique", but looks like it needs a little love is usually worth the long, gas guzzling trip to get it.

Today my good friends I find myself on a somewhat shakier foundation.  I have finally found a piece of furniture that I needed to walk away from.  The ad said it was a "solid wood", "antique desk" that needed a "little work".  Probably from the "30s or 40s".  What the ad neglected to disclose was that it was an antique piece of junk, and I'm not talking about that junk you buy then restore and wow your friends with.  No I'm talking about J-U-N-K, JUNK!  The man with the ad said through our email correspondence that it was "hand crafted with reclaimed wood".  What he meant was dude pulled stuff out of the burn pile, and made what could have possibly passed for a desk if you have a serious stigmatism, a lazy eye, and early onset glaucoma.  My sincerest apologies if this describes you.  

The moral of this post is, first and foremost, that Señor Hotness is super crazy awesome.  Secondly that sometimes when something looks like junk, sounds like it could be junk...it possibly really is junk.  The clincher is some of the coolest treasures have been potential junk.  So I guess I'll just have to keep playing with fire, and hope I don't get burned too terrible often.